[FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][I][COLOR=windowtext]At the end of the tax year, the Australian Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the Tax Office agent was checking the books he turned to the CEO of the hospital and s

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the t

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany, we take par...t of the brain out of a person, we p

[FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][FONT=arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have th

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just got married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
[B] "He's a funeral director," she answere

What Happens in Heaven Stays in Heaven

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic
examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a
clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her
last day of life.

[B]There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know