Poll: Why you don't go home for the Holidays
by, 11-10-2008 at 03:10 PM (438 Views)
Ok so my mom is a freakshow and I cant deal! I know not very nice of me. She keeps hinting for me to come to her place for the holidays or have her here at my house. I keep telling her that we have company coming which is not the truth to avoid her. SO!!!! You want to know why I don't go home for the Holidays? Here are my reasons:
- Her cooking is the worst cooking in the world, as my BFF says, "she can turn anything into a hockey puck"
- Her turkey takes a cup of gravy and 1/2 cup of salt just to get it down, hince I hate Turkey
- She calls my stepdad "DAD" and no they don't have any kids together
- she farts alll the time, doesn't matter if we are in public or not
- my stepdad is rude and makes you feel beyone uncomfortable
- My hubby can't deal
- Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard
- she picks fights with anyone with a heartbeat
- AND Her dogg..........................he an insane child eater!
Now that I have listed mine, what are yours?????