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Poll: Why you don't go home for the Holidays

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Ok so my mom is a freakshow and I cant deal! I know not very nice of me. She keeps hinting for me to come to her place for the holidays or have her here at my house. I keep telling her that we have company coming which is not the truth to avoid her. SO!!!! You want to know why I don't go home for the Holidays? Here are my reasons:
  1. Her cooking is the worst cooking in the world, as my BFF says, "she can turn anything into a hockey puck"
  2. Her turkey takes a cup of gravy and 1/2 cup of salt just to get it down, hince I hate Turkey
  3. She calls my stepdad "DAD" and no they don't have any kids together
  4. she farts alll the time, doesn't matter if we are in public or not
  5. my stepdad is rude and makes you feel beyone uncomfortable
  6. My hubby can't deal
  7. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard
  8. she picks fights with anyone with a heartbeat
  9. AND Her dogg..........................he an insane child eater!

Now that I have listed mine, what are yours?????

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  1. wilbe95's Avatar
    Well where do I start...
    1. I don't know how to raise my children-someone has to tell how I am doing all wrong with them-for being wrong they sure seem happy and basically healthy.
    2. My mother smokes like a chimney-okay that isn't nice to the chimney.
    3.My mother asks me if I am sure I am not pregnany again-yeah I got a belly but take a look in the mirror honey yours isn't much smaller
    4.We have to stay in the basement-five people in one room with no heat might stay warm that way but not sleeping on a cement floor. The spare room is for my brother, his wife, and 2 daughters, yet they wont be there.

    I could go on but then it would just put me in a funk and that is part of the reason I moved 1200 miles away
  2. wilbe95's Avatar
    Oh almost forgot the big one...we don't know anything...she went to college and is an expert on everything...I would forget how to pee if she wasn't there to help me.

    I try so hard not to be like her. Sure hope I am successful with that one
  3. beansthemama's Avatar
    I try so hard not to be like her. Sure hope I am successful with that one
    I am right there with you sista!
  4. smerts's Avatar
    I don't go home for the holidays because my Mom has passed away.....would love to spend one more Christmas with her....faults and all.
  5. DohDohBird's Avatar
    Why I don't go to *my* family's for the holidays:

    We're too far away.

    Why I don't go to *my inlaws'* for the holidays:

    Every reason under the sun. lol
  6. faxonfive's Avatar
    Well I have eleven brothers and sisters...lets see....I use to love going home to my parents house but they have long since passed well I dont go their houses:
    1 - I am made to feel like I am a kid....for reall - I have a 20 year old...too funny!!
    2 - TOO FAR AWAY (THANKS FOR THAT!!)
    3 - I enjoy being at home with the real adults without the argueing - plus our friends come over!!

    Beans you had me rolling laughing!!! Good Luck dear!!
  7. tsgal's Avatar
    Well my list would be a long one also. But I would rather stay home with hubby and kids and enjoy a quite day enjoying each others company. I don't care for the fighting and hearing about how so and so would be better if......you get the idea. My mother drinks like a fish, and I'm not crazy about that. But she is mom and I do love her, and I also have worked really hard not to be like her. I think I have did pretty good at that one. Plus her friends are more important to her then the family anyway. So we'll just stay home were it's safe......

    Beans you are very funny, I had you laughing last night. Now you having my laughing today. Loved the way you put in all the details....lol.....

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