• Haunted Tombstone Sayings

    Here is a lovely collection of varying tombstone sayings and epitaphs. These make lovely additions to your haunted graveyard displays, as well as various recipes.


    Haunted Tombstone Sayings

    Here is a small collection of eerie epitaphs for you to add to your own Haunted Cemetery:

    Gil T Conscience

    ----
    V. Agra
    He wont get up anymore
    ----
    Ben Better
    ----

    Sonny Cydeup
    Buried face down
    ----
    N. Agra
    It must have been the fall
    ----
    Mary Jayne
    Stoned to death
    ----
    Richard Cranium
    ----
    May B. Knot
    ----
    Dirk Knap
    Played in the rain until the thunder clap
    ----
    Flint Stone
    Done in by rubble
    ----
    Bart
    Fell off a cliff not too smart
    ----

    Al B. Rightback
    ----
    Al Dente
    ----
    Alex Blaine Laider
    ----
    Anna Rexick (Maybe on a skinny tombstone)
    ----
    Anita Infusion
    ----
    Anita Moore-Tishan or Anita Mortician
    ----
    Anita Transfusion
    ----
    Asher T. Ashers
    ----
    B.A. Ghoul
    ----
    Barry D'Alyve
    ----
    Barry M. Deep
    ----
    Barry A. LiveBarry R. Bones
    ----
    Ben Dover (a favorite of the kids)
    ----
    BEN THERE and DUNNE THAT
    ----
    Berry D. Hatchet
    ----
    Bertha D. Blues
    ----
    Bill M. Lader
    ----
    Candy B. Goode
    ----
    C. U. Dye
    ----
    C. U. Layder
    ----
    Dawn Under
    ----
    Diane Rott
    ----
    Dustin T. Dirt
    ----
    Dustin T. Dust
    ----
    Fester N. Rott
    ----
    F. Yura Vandal
    The graveyard has cameras
    And alarms on the props,
    Disturbing the contents
    Will summon the cops
    ----
    Requiescat im slammer
    ----
    Hammond Eggs
    ----
    I. Emma Ghost or Ima Ghost
    ----
    I. Emma Spook or Ima Spook
    ----
    I. L. Beabach
    ----
    I. M. Gone
    ----
    Imus B. Goewin
    ----
    Iva Biggen
    ----
    Ivana Hacketoff
    ----
    Izzy Gone
    ----
    Jaws (a big bite out of this stone)
    ----
    Jess Gough
    ----
    Justin Pieces
    ----
    Justin Thyme
    ----
    Kerry Emhoff
    ----
    Kenny McCormick - You Bastards! (South Park)
    ----
    Kenny McCormick - Dies weekly on Comedy Central
    ----
    Key Lynn Over
    ----
    Lee Ning (with a tilted tombstone)
    ----
    Lefty B. Hynde
    ----
    M. T. Tomb
    ----
    M.T. Box
    ----
    M.T. Toombe
    ----
    Manny Bones
    ----
    Mark A. Place
    ----
    Mummy B. Ware
    ----
    Myra Mains
    ----
    Orson Buggy
    ----
    Otta B. Alive
    ----
    Phil Dirt
    ----
    Phil McAvity, DDS
    ----
    Phil McCracken
    ----
    Ray N. Carnation
    ----
    Reid Dannum-Weep
    ----
    Rick Amortis - A hard man is good to find.
    ----
    Ricky D. Bones
    ----
    R.I.P. Van Winkle
    ----
    Rigger Mortis
    ----
    Roland Stone - Gathering Moss
    ----
    Robbie Ducky - You're the one
    ----
    R. U. Next
    ----
    Rustin Peece
    ----
    Rusty Gates
    ----
    Seymour Butz
    ----
    Stu Meet
    ----
    STUPID and I'M WITH STUPID
    ----
    Sue D'Bum
    ----
    Ted N. Buried
    ----
    Thirst N. Howl
    ----
    Tom Thumb (very small stone)
    ----
    U. R. Gone
    ----
    Willy B. Back
    ----
    Willy Rott
    ----
    Xavier Breath
    ----
    Yetta Nother
    ----
    Yul B. Next
    ----
    R.I.P.
    Elmer Fudd
    We found him Lying in the mud
    "What's up Doc" written in his blood.
    ----
    Here lies Johnny Yeast... Pardon me for not rising.






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