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    • Haunted Tombstone Sayings

      Here is a lovely collection of varying tombstone sayings and epitaphs. These make lovely additions to your haunted graveyard displays, as well as various recipes.


      Haunted Tombstone Sayings

      Here is a small collection of eerie epitaphs for you to add to your own Haunted Cemetery:

      Gil T Conscience

      ----
      V. Agra
      He wont get up anymore
      ----
      Ben Better
      ----

      Sonny Cydeup
      Buried face down
      ----
      N. Agra
      It must have been the fall
      ----
      Mary Jayne
      Stoned to death
      ----
      Richard Cranium
      ----
      May B. Knot
      ----
      Dirk Knap
      Played in the rain until the thunder clap
      ----
      Flint Stone
      Done in by rubble
      ----
      Bart
      Fell off a cliff not too smart
      ----

      Al B. Rightback
      ----
      Al Dente
      ----
      Alex Blaine Laider
      ----
      Anna Rexick (Maybe on a skinny tombstone)
      ----
      Anita Infusion
      ----
      Anita Moore-Tishan or Anita Mortician
      ----
      Anita Transfusion
      ----
      Asher T. Ashers
      ----
      B.A. Ghoul
      ----
      Barry D'Alyve
      ----
      Barry M. Deep
      ----
      Barry A. LiveBarry R. Bones
      ----
      Ben Dover (a favorite of the kids)
      ----
      BEN THERE and DUNNE THAT
      ----
      Berry D. Hatchet
      ----
      Bertha D. Blues
      ----
      Bill M. Lader
      ----
      Candy B. Goode
      ----
      C. U. Dye
      ----
      C. U. Layder
      ----
      Dawn Under
      ----
      Diane Rott
      ----
      Dustin T. Dirt
      ----
      Dustin T. Dust
      ----
      Fester N. Rott
      ----
      F. Yura Vandal
      The graveyard has cameras
      And alarms on the props,
      Disturbing the contents
      Will summon the cops
      ----
      Requiescat im slammer
      ----
      Hammond Eggs
      ----
      I. Emma Ghost or Ima Ghost
      ----
      I. Emma Spook or Ima Spook
      ----
      I. L. Beabach
      ----
      I. M. Gone
      ----
      Imus B. Goewin
      ----
      Iva Biggen
      ----
      Ivana Hacketoff
      ----
      Izzy Gone
      ----
      Jaws (a big bite out of this stone)
      ----
      Jess Gough
      ----
      Justin Pieces
      ----
      Justin Thyme
      ----
      Kerry Emhoff
      ----
      Kenny McCormick - You Bastards! (South Park)
      ----
      Kenny McCormick - Dies weekly on Comedy Central
      ----
      Key Lynn Over
      ----
      Lee Ning (with a tilted tombstone)
      ----
      Lefty B. Hynde
      ----
      M. T. Tomb
      ----
      M.T. Box
      ----
      M.T. Toombe
      ----
      Manny Bones
      ----
      Mark A. Place
      ----
      Mummy B. Ware
      ----
      Myra Mains
      ----
      Orson Buggy
      ----
      Otta B. Alive
      ----
      Phil Dirt
      ----
      Phil McAvity, DDS
      ----
      Phil McCracken
      ----
      Ray N. Carnation
      ----
      Reid Dannum-Weep
      ----
      Rick Amortis - A hard man is good to find.
      ----
      Ricky D. Bones
      ----
      R.I.P. Van Winkle
      ----
      Rigger Mortis
      ----
      Roland Stone - Gathering Moss
      ----
      Robbie Ducky - You're the one
      ----
      R. U. Next
      ----
      Rustin Peece
      ----
      Rusty Gates
      ----
      Seymour Butz
      ----
      Stu Meet
      ----
      STUPID and I'M WITH STUPID
      ----
      Sue D'Bum
      ----
      Ted N. Buried
      ----
      Thirst N. Howl
      ----
      Tom Thumb (very small stone)
      ----
      U. R. Gone
      ----
      Willy B. Back
      ----
      Willy Rott
      ----
      Xavier Breath
      ----
      Yetta Nother
      ----
      Yul B. Next
      ----
      R.I.P.
      Elmer Fudd
      We found him Lying in the mud
      "What's up Doc" written in his blood.
      ----
      Here lies Johnny Yeast... Pardon me for not rising.








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