Secretary Survival Kit
ary Survival Kit
A pacifier for your "whiners".
A spoon for those you have to "spoon feed".
A magic wand for the miracles you're expected to perform.
Tissues for your "cry babies".
Jacks because you have to be a "jack" of all trades.
Starburst - Chew when you need a "burst" of energy toward the end of a really long day.
Can of Mountain Dew - Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!
Pack of Crackers - For then next time you don't get to take a lunch.
Paperclip - To help you hold things together at the office.
Certs - Helps you be more "assertive" when necessary.
Payday - Need I say more??
Marbles - To replace the ones you lost on the job.
Pen - This is your emergency spare since everyone is always taking yours.
Mint - Remind yourself you are worth a "mint" even if you aren't told so very often.
posted by marylina