Secretary Survival Kit

  • How to use a Survival Kit:

    1. Gather the Items listed in the kit
    2. Print out a cute listing of the contents so that the recipient knows what each item is for.
    3. Place the items in a baggie
    4. Print out the topper, fold it over the top of the baggie containing the survival kit contents and staple it shut

     Please note that Most of the survival kits listed have free printable toppers available to print here.

  • Secretary Survival Kit

    Secretary Survival Kit




    A pacifier for your "whiners".

    A spoon for those you have to "spoon feed".

    A magic wand for the miracles you're expected to perform.

    Tissues for your "cry babies".

    Jacks because you have to be a "jack" of all trades.

    Starburst - Chew when you need a "burst" of energy toward the end of a really long day.

    Can of Mountain Dew - Caffeine, caffeine, caffeine!

    Pack of Crackers - For then next time you don't get to take a lunch.

    Paperclip - To help you hold things together at the office.

    Certs - Helps you be more "assertive" when necessary.

    Payday - Need I say more??

    Marbles - To replace the ones you lost on the job.

    Pen - This is your emergency spare since everyone is always taking yours.

    Mint - Remind yourself you are worth a "mint" even if you aren't told so very often.

    posted by marylina

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