Rising Gas Prices Survival Kit

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  • Rising Gas Prices Survival Kit

    Rising Gas Prices Survival Kit


    Rising gas prices

    Regular - ARM.9

    Plus - LEG.9

    Premium - First Born.9

    Put these with a jar or zip lock baggie:

    The price of gas is unreal! You "auto" (put in toy car) see how they keep climbing. To keep you "rolling" (lifesavers, toy tires, tootsie roll, etc) along, here's a little kit -

    ...arms, legs - graphics or pieces of discarded toys

    ...beans - for making gas

    ...bean spoon - will aid in removing gas from beans. The little farts will climb up the handle & jump over the side.

    ...cotton ball - for the rough roads ahead

    ...dammit doll


    Whenever you go to pay for gas,
    & rising prices are a pain in the ___,
    you simply can't do without
    this dammit doll, so rant & shout;
    "Gas prices are making me crazy!"
    so find a place to slam it.
    And as you whack the stuffing out,
    yell, "dammit! dammit! dammit!"

    ...drinking straw - for siphoning gas

    ...first born contract:
    I, _________(your name)_______, give up my first born child, under diress, so I can pay for a tank of gas.

    ...jar - when the survival kit is removed, it can be used to catch the bean farts as they escape

    ...kleenex - for those tears of joy when you find gas under $10.00 a gallon

    ...penny - so you won't be completely broke after your next fill up

    ...toothpick - to help you pick the gas stations with the cheapest prices

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