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    • How to use a Survival Kit: 

      1. Gather the Items listed in the kit
      2. Print out a cute listing of the contents so that the recipient knows what each item is for.
      3. Place the items in a baggie
      4. Print out the topper, fold it over the top of the baggie containing the survival kit contents and staple it shut

       Please note that Most of the survival kits listed have free printable toppers available to print here.

    • Over The Hill Survival Kit

      Over The Hill Survival Kit


      Memory Mints: for Senior Moments

      Duct Tape: Instant face lift

      Age Spots Remover: For those nasty brown spots

      A String: to keep your glasses nearby

      Magnifying glass: to read the really small print...

      Paddle ball: for strenuous exercise

      Tweezers: to remove chin hairs, nose hairs, or ear hairs, like stray eyebrows.

      Emergency whistle: for when youíve fallen and canít get up

      Oil of Old Age Lotion: for dry, old cracked skin

      Fan: for hot flashes

      Funnel: because you wonder why everyone has started to mumble

      Old Age Pills: take as directed.

      Cup for teeth: because you & your teeth don't sleep together

      Playing cards:. In large print

      Over the Hill Pills: take as needed for those 'senior moments'

      Maxi pad: because everything either dries up or leaks

      Over The Soap: with exclusive, industrial strength anti-aging ingredients

      Hair Color: To cover the Grey

      Decision Dice: to plan your day

      Hot Flash Cream: for those menopause moments

      Nose Clip: to stop snoring

      All Bran Cereal: because all your wild oats have turned to bran

      40 Pennies: a start on your retirement fund

      Pepcid tablets: for constant heartburn

      Ben Gay: because at the breakfast you hear snap!, crackle! & pop!, & you're not eating cereal.

      Treasure Box : because you have entered the metallic age - silver hair, gold teeth & lead bottom.

      Photo Album: to help your memory

      A Placard : Be proud to be a "Priceless Antique"


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