Lifeguard Survival Kit and you could put the Lifesavers in it.
weatherproof lip balm
eyedrops--to keep your eyes fresh so you don't miss a thing
sunglasses--to hide from the glare
visor--for shielding the sun from your face
one of those little beach umbrellas for drinks
sponge--to remind you that some days people will think you're all wet
Mounds Bar--for the mounds of courage you need
Jewel--because you are valuable to everyone
Mints--to help you cool down after sitting in the sun all day
sticky tape--for sticking to a tough job
Starburst--to give you energy just when you need it
Marbles--for the ones you've lost...
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