Survival Kit for Growing Older

  • How to use a Survival Kit:

    1. Gather the Items listed in the kit
    2. Print out a cute listing of the contents so that the recipient knows what each item is for.
    3. Place the items in a baggie
    4. Print out the topper, fold it over the top of the baggie containing the survival kit contents and staple it shut

     Please note that Most of the survival kits listed have free printable toppers available to print here.

  • Survival Kit for Growing Older

    Survival Kit for Growing Older


    Small Box of Bran Flakes: to keep you regular

    Whistle: for when you've fallen and you can't get up

    Magnifying Glass: to help you when you read

    Starburst Candy: for extra energy

    Popsicle Stick & Tape: Generic (or Green M&M's for Women)

    Cane

    Baby Food: for when your teeth can't take it anymore

    Instant Hair Growth Spray: to replace the hair you will lose (Fill a small spray
    bottle with water and a few drops of essential oil)

    While you were Napping NotePad: so you don't miss any messages while you are napping

    Toothpicks: to help prop your eyes open so you don't fall asleep

    Fireball Candy: to put the fire back into your life

    Rubberband: to give you your flexibility back

    Aspirin: for all the new little aches and pains

    Hug and Kiss: because I really do love you


    posted by marylina

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    Comments 2 Comments
    1. 1deb2's Avatar
      1deb2 -
      Got a kick out of this!
    1. 1deb2's Avatar
      1deb2 -
      I really got a kick out of this list. I especially like the one about whistling and the one about the Napping NotePad!
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