Dieters Survival Kit
Dieting can be stressful
no one will tell you that it's fun
but your battle to get slim
and lose a few pounds has begun
To help you stay on course
to aid you on the way
here's a little encouragement kit
Tic tacs - Only two calories each and fresh breath. What a bargain!
Energy bar - OK so it's NOT chocolate, deal with it, it's really not that bad.
Sparkling mineral water - pretend it's expensive champagne and sip slowly.
A belt - soon you'll need this to keep your clothes from falling down.
Skipping rope - when the weather is to miserable for walking outside or to tie your hands together to keep them out of the biscuit barrel.
A sign saying "NO!" - This needs no explanation, just stick it on the fridge.
A scrap of pretty material - a start on next years bikini
An apple, banana and orange - I've even supplied today's lunch.
Bath salts - a rewarding way to unwind at the end of a healthy day.
A magazine and scissors - cut out photos of your head and glue over the models in the magazine to see instant slimming results.
A sign saying "You can do it." - Because I know you can.
Written by Sue Pitchfork